If it's any color besides beige, I'm not eating it.
1. Corn Flake French Toast Sticks
Chung-Ah Ree / damndelicious.net
This isn't the breakfast of champions. This is the breakfast of goddamn geniuses. Get the recipe.
2. Baked Potato Pizza
We're talking cream-braised potato, mozzarella, cheddar, AND crème fraîche up on this baby. Oh, and bacon. Get the recipe here.
3. Mac & Cheese Grilled Cheese
Bob & Carlene Deutscher / bsinthekitchen.com
It was meant to be. Get the recipe.
4. Mashed Potato Monkey Bread
Meagan Micozzi / scarlettabakes.com
This glorious creature is made of pizza dough buns stuffed with ancho chile-spiked mashed potatoes, peppers, and manchego cheese. Get the recipe.
5. Chocolate-Frosted Raised Donuts with Crunchy Kettle Potato Chips
Jessica Merchant / howsweeteats.com
STACK 'EM UP. Get the recipe.
6. Loaded Baked Potato Soup In Bread Bowls
Russ Monson / superhealthykids.com
It's not mandatory to bake the bread yourself, but the carbohydrate gods will smile upon you if you do. Get the recipe.
7. Sweet Potato & Gruyere Mac 'N' Cheese
Kylie Held Mitchell / immaeatthat.com
#Disrupt Thanksgiving. Get the recipe.
8. Quick Masala Dosa
Vaishali Honawar / holycowvegan.net
International Carb Players Anthem: A chickpea-flour crepe with a spicy potato-and-veggie filling. Get the recipe.
9. Rice Krispie Treat Pancakes With Browned Butter Syrup
Tieghan Gerard / halfbakedharvest.com
Too long have cereal and pancakes been kept from each other by the small-minded division of breakfast into temperature-based categories. People, rise up! We CAN have it all! Get the recipe.
10. Tater Tot Burger with Sriracha Sour Cream
Jackie Dodd / domesticfits.com
When in doubt about what to eat for dinner, just form tater tots into some sort of blob with your hands. Get the recipe.
11. Salted Pretzel, Chocolate Chip & Cookie Dough Snickers Bars
Tieghan Gerard / halfbakedharvest.com
Shhh, don't try to understand. Just let it be. Shhhhh. Get the recipe.
12. Spaghetti Tacos
Heidi Larsen / foodiecrush.com
IDK, just roll with it. Get the recipe.
13. Rosemary & Garlic Roasted Potato Pizza
Angie Tee / seasaltwithfood.com
Want to feel classy AND get your carb on? This sophisticated number is for you. Get the recipe.
14. Crack Pie
Christopher Griffith / bonappetit.com
Step 1: Make an oatmeal cookie crust. Step 2: Fill it with butter, brown sugar*, eggs, cream, and more good things. Step 3: Descend into blissful carb coma for the next six months. Get the recipe.
*You may point out that this pie is not technically carb-on-carb in the sense of starchy carbs, but lest ye forget: Sugar is a perfectly respectable carb in its own right. The carb to rule all carbs!
15. Mac & Cheese-Filled Baked Potatoes
Bacon bits are so overdone. Get the recipe.
16. Spaghetti & Garlic Toast Grilled Cheese
It's like the sandwich has little spaghetti arms, reaching out to you. Calling to you. Get the recipe.
17. Pierogi Lasagna Rolls
Sure, you could eat normal lasagna, but you could also take lasagna noodles and wrap them around mashed potatoes, cheddar, and bacon. Your choice. Get the recipe.
18. Spaghetti Hotdish with Garlic Bread Crumb Topping
Brenda Score / afarmgirlsdabbles.com
Forget pizza pies. THIS is amore. Get the recipe.
19. Tater Tot Mac & Cheese
Rebecca Orchant / huffingtonpost.com
Exactly as powerful as you think it will be. Instructions here.
20. California Breakfast Burritos
My friend, do you know what a California burrito is? Well, long story short, it's a burrito with french fries on the inside. And this one has some scrambled eggs, too, for good measure. Get the recipe.
21. Spiced Potato & Pea Parathas
Katie Morris / katieatthekitchendoor.com
Indian cuisine is truly a promised land of potato-on-dough delights. Get the recipe.
22. Spaghetti Pizza
Adam Kuban / slice.seriouseats.com
You look at this pizza and ask, "Why?" but I look at this pizza and ask, "Is it cool if I eat the whole thing?" Hot tips for how to make it here.
23. Compost Cookies
These babies are loaded up with oats, pretzels, potato chips, Snickers and a whole lore more. Get the recipe.
24. Mac & Cheese Waffles
J. Kenji López-Alt / seriouseats.com
Some things are just better together. Get the recipe.
25. Ritz Cracker Mock Apple Pie
Alexandra Penfold / seriouseats.com
If it looks like apple pie and smells like apple pie and acts like apple pie, it must be secretly made out of Ritz crackers. WITCHERY. Get the recipe.
26. Smoky Mac-Stuffed Sweet Potatoes
Jackie Sobon / veganyackattack.com
Just because this sweet potato is vegan doesn't mean it doesn't know how to have a good time. Get the recipe.
27. Tater Tot Breakfast Pizza
Are you getting tired of looking at this pizza? Well, I don't care. I will never, ever, ever, EVER stop telling you about this pizza. Get the recipe.
